President's Day

Some cretin decided to play George Washington for Presidents day, and cut this perfectly nice tree down with his trusty hatchet.

Besides the obvious pointless nature of this wanton destruction, this moron showed the world that he had absolutely no idea of how to cut down a tree. He just walked around and around the trunk, whacking out chips of wood, until he was finally able to push the tree over.

It's hard to imagine that there's anything worse than a thoughtless vandal. I'd suggest, though, that an incompetent thoughtless vandal qualifies.

I was hoping that I'd find bloodstains on the ground from where this pathetic waste of human potential managed to whack off some part of his body. I was disappointed.